There will be basketball to watch! Rather than athlete running down the court they will be twitching their thumbs at lightning speed. The NBA among many sports were cancelled due to COVID-19.

A number of players are participating in this unheard of competition. The first game starts Friday with Kevin Durant facing off against the 2020 Slam Dunk contest Champion Derrick Jones Jr. Jones can fly high but he doesn’t stand a f*****g chance against the two time NBA champion in Durant. The players were seeded according to their 2K rating and there is a reason Jones is facing the first seed player.

This event strongly encourages social distancing but honestly, who tf is going to watch a full game of 2K by guys who are good at real basketball not video games. I would tune in for about 5 minutes because I think watching a professional athlete playing video games would be hilarious.

This is how you know 2020 officially SUCKS! The only basketball to watch is the same basketball I can watch when I am playing against a bot in my bedroom wearing nothing but underwear. It’s like broadcasting an 8 year old playing video games while he’s at his babysitter.

The intensions are great and I cant wait to turn on my TV and watch my favorite basketball players sitting at home playing video games.